Twitter can be a strange old place at times, there are even occasions when reasoned and polite conversation breaks out amongst the chaos.
Rangers Twitter can be even stranger, the broadest spectrum of society and a place to keep up to date with everything that goes on inside Ibrox – and even everything that gets smuggled into Ibrox.
The Dumfries and Galloway True Blues account has quickly become the first thing that Gers fans look for after the team news on a match day, why? To see what culinary delights they have managed to smuggle into the ground.
First there was the pizza….
Living the dream 🔴⚪️🔵 pic.twitter.com/dTcxBxToIr
— Dumfries & Galloway True Blues (@DumGallTrueBlue) September 16, 2021
Then there was pakora….
Living the dream part 2 😂 pic.twitter.com/uX3yC8mbjn
— Dumfries & Galloway True Blues (@DumGallTrueBlue) September 19, 2021
And now, before the Livingston game, the stakes have been raised with what looks like an “all you can eat” munchie box….
Living the dream part 3 😂 pic.twitter.com/SR2q3PakdJ
— Dumfries & Galloway True Blues (@DumGallTrueBlue) September 22, 2021
The catering outlets are due to be getting upgraded now that the antecedent contracts have all ended, but this really is on a different level altogether, what’s next? A Sunday roast, a barbecue?
Football fans are known for their ingenuity and for thinking outside the box but I don’t think Ibrox has seen anything like this before, maybe they have someone on the inside, an accomplice taking a back hander – either way it’s the greatest mystery surrounding Rangers since Craig Brown thought that Tosh McKinlay and Tom Boyd were better left-backs than David Robertson.